September202014

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

(via captainswaan)

10AM
September192014

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

(via i-gotta-go-good-day-pusscake)

September182014

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

image

(via i-gotta-go-good-day-pusscake)

3PM

bodypositivestatues:

You know what’s weird? BODIES.

You know what absolutely is not made of straight, smooth lines? BODIES.

You know what we all have in common? BODIES.

You know what we need to drastically reframe our view of? BODIES.

(Source: marimopet, via i-gotta-go-good-day-pusscake)

3PM

moynmoyn:

wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.

(Source: nickimlnaj, via i-gotta-go-good-day-pusscake)

3PM
mentalalchemy:

youngblackandvegan:

awwww-cute:

I think I’ll take a seat right here

and y’all say cats are jerks

lmaoooo

mentalalchemy:

youngblackandvegan:

awwww-cute:

I think I’ll take a seat right here

and y’all say cats are jerks

lmaoooo

(via baelor)

10AM

I love my skin!

(Source: arthaemisia, via agent-lapin)

9AM

kohwala:

yes my bedroom is one large walk-in floordrobe

(via politelyprofane)

September172014

crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

(via brassholes)

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