September302014

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

(via kikkun)

September292014

manicpixiedreamalien:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

I once pointed this out to some boys and they said I didn’t understand how vaginas worked.

(via pallavola)

5PM
hedlunds:

did-you-kno:

Myfridgefood.com lets you enter whatever ingredients you have in your fridge and tells you what you can make with them. Source

hedlunds:

did-you-kno:

Myfridgefood.com lets you enter whatever ingredients you have in your fridge and tells you what you can make with them. Source

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(via toastersquids)

5PM

thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD.

(via i-gotta-go-good-day-pusscake)

5PM

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via pallavola)

5PM

mako:

IF WE’RE BEING HONEST HERE I HOPE KORRA HAS BEEN SEPARATED FROM TEAM AVATAR FOR 3 YEARS I WANNA SEE THAT REUNION I WANT THAT PAIN

(via polarbeardog)

4PM

avatarskorra:

the book 4 finale is gonna fuck me up so bad that im gonna have to take my own three year time skip to get my life back on track

(via baelor)

4PM

When you are 13 years old,
the heat will be turned up too high
and the stars will not be in your favor.
You will hide behind a bookcase
with your family and everything left behind.
You will pour an ocean into a diary.
When they find you, you will be nothing
but a spark above a burning bush,
still, tell them
Despite everything, I really believe people are good at heart.

When you are 14,
a voice will call you to greatness.
When the doubters call you crazy, do not listen.
They don’t know the sound
of their own God’s whisper. Use your armor,
use your sword, use your two good hands.
Do not let their doubting
drown out the sound of your own heartbeat.
You are the Maid of Untamed Patriotism.
Born to lead armies into victory and unite a nation
like a broken heart.

When you are 15, you will be punished
for learning too proudly. A man
will climb onto your school bus and insist
your sisters name you enemy.
When you do not hide,
he will point his gun at your temple
and fire three times. Three years later,
in an ocean of words, with no apologies,
you will stand before the leaders of the world
and tell them your country is burning.

When you are 16 years old,
you will invent science fiction.
The story of a man named Frankenstein
and his creation. Soon after you will learn
that little girls with big ideas are more terrifying
than monsters, but don’t worry.
You will be remembered long after
they have put down their torches.

When you are 17 years old,
you will strike out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig
one right after the other.
Men will be afraid of the lightening
in your fingertips. A few days later
you will be fired from the major leagues
because “Girls are too delicate to play baseball”

You will turn 18 with a baby on your back
leading Lewis and Clark
across North America.

You will turn 18 
and become queen of the Nile.

You will turn 18 
and bring justice to journalism.

You are now 18, standing on the precipice,
trembling before your own greatness.

This is your call to leap.

There will always being those
who say you are too young and delicate
to make anything happen for yourself.
They don’t see the part of you that smolders.
Don’t let their doubting drown out the sound
of your own heartbeat.

You are the first drop of a hurricane.
Your bravery builds beyond you. You are needed
by all the little girls still living in secret,
writing oceans made of monsters and
throwing like lightening.

You don’t need to grow up to find greatness.
You are stronger than the world has ever believed you to be.
The world laid out before you to set on fire.
All you have to do
is burn.

For Teenage Girls With Wild Ambition and Trembling Hearts, Clementine von Radics (via clementinevonradics)

(via minuiko)

9AM

communismkills:

trueemergence:

omg damn

IS THIS REAL.

(Source: best-of-memes, via toastersquids)

September262014

batman-mudafuka:

Cats are literally the cutest nerds ever

(Source: omgbuglen, via kikkun)

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