October212014

pileofmonkeys:

I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes. 

(via i-gotta-go-good-day-pusscake)

October202014

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(Source: pitiful, via martininamerica)

October192014

fibug:

don’t ever give me games with customization options that you can’t change later because i will never make up my fucking mind

(via epicthetit)

October182014
 Lamke’s Fashion Week in India.

Lets take a minute to appreciate this photoset.

(Source: demvisualfeels, via toastersquids)

1PM

aninounettear:

Who run the world? Prince Wu!

(via benditlikekorra)

October172014

somanyfeelingssolittletime:

do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

(via brassholes)

2PM

(Source: youareinloves, via sambarks)

October162014

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via martininamerica)

10PM
October152014

edgebug:

thesarahsaurusrex:

edgebug:

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shit

(via cocoabunnyhana)

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